Moral of the story? I’ll let you decide. It’s either that you should embrace the insanity every day and enjoy all the left turns life throws at you because you never know when some madman is going to blow up your entire world, or don’t eat a 20 piece chicken nugget as you fall asleep. Both really seem viable and important life lessons.
This is it folks, the end, for real. It’s been a fun ride and I’ve been truly humbled to have you along for the ride. Stay tuned in the near future for an entirely new story (not Zombie Oaks related at all)!